1. When you wake up, the first thing you grab is... a Gitane cigarette a mirror and a rolled up hundred a Marlboro Light rolling paper and your stash the bloody screamin' kid at two in the morning 2. Your first love was... a schoolboy, neatly fucked in my bedroom a willowy dancer named Hermione love? I've never loved I never knew what love was until I met Iman I never knew what love was until I made my first 100 million 3. Of these, you most prefer... Aretha Franklin Kraftwerk Phil Collins Velvet Underground Nine Inch Nails 4. Which is most important... appearances artistic integrity peace and community money money and your own bank with which to spread it around 5. You most closely see yourself as... an extraterrestrial rock n' roll messiah a well-respected businessman an artist a singer/songwriter with a wide range of other talents Britain's first fascist prime minister and heir to Crowley 6. You're having a bad day. You're first instinct is to... write a cryptic song about it, with lots of metaphor and gay slang slam your porsche into someone else's car over and over again crawl into a bottle of scotch and cry yourself to sleep take a cruise or buy a small island hand the crying baby over to Iman 7. You prefer to wear your hair... bright red, with a mullet that would make any hockey-jock proud slicked back, immobile under three pounds of mousse cropped close - no fuss, no muss long, blonde, and flowing free long, blonde, and hairsprayed erect 8. You're most often seen wearing... a flannel shirt and jeans a paisley blouse, or your very own "man's dress" platform shoes and a glittery spandex jumpsuit a crisp white shirt and tuxedo pants Armani 9. Your favorite activities include... surfing the 'net mime collaborating with Brian Eno staring vacantly out the window of a limo banging groupies 10. Your loved ones would best describe you as... an easy-going bloke the nazz, with god-given ass paranoid, delusional, and psychotic, with frequent nosebleeds a rock'n'roll legend who mysteriously defies the aging process Daddy